Luna_the_sheika's NaNoWrimo Blog

mood: cheerful

music: Come Up and Try My New Parts - Repo! TGO

So I would like to announce that Lady Z and her friend Paula are all kinds of super cool and amazing. <3

Also Fangoria was so much fun! They had a really good dealer’s room with lots of shit I wanted to buy but couldn’t afford because my need to eat expensive convention food was stronger. Oh capitalism, you are defeated only by the black hole that is my appetite. Best roast beef sandwich of my life. Yum yum yum.

Granted if you’re reading this I’m pretty sure you could care less about that and only care about the Repo panel. And I promise to deliver. See what I did there? Oh I’m so clever. *rolls eyes*

Repo panel was MC’d by none other than Spooky Dan. DLB, Terrance, Bill Mosely and Ogre were there. Also Joe Bishara popped up towards the middle of it. Major points were that littleglassvial.com should be up soon and that DLB snorts coke off of TZ’s junk.

It was one of those “you had to be there” moments I think.

Spooky Dan also showed off his documentary about the Repo tours, lots of wonderful footage of the LA shadowcast and others, also some fan art was thrown in. I hope it goes on the site or youtube or something soon. Such awesome should not be hidden away.

Hm…oh! Dearest Paula asked Ogre “If you could wear anyone’s face, whose would it be?” The banter went as follows:

O: Hm…can I wear yours?

P: Um...no?

O: I want yours then. *makes a random gesture*

P: Wait seriously?

O: Yeah come on up!

So Paula runs up, Ogre steals Bill’s knife and pretends to cut off her face. Terrance plays along and makes the appropriate grimaces and exclamations of horror. Paula then gets a big hug from Ogre and a kiss on the cheek.

A totally awesome Skinny Puppy fan in line with us for their autographs later touched Paula’s face in awe. Good times :3

One observation, I think Bill Mosely is secretly a ninja. He whipped out a knife from god knows where and also appeared on stage during the panel afterwards in a BLINK OF AN EYE. Not kidding. I turn away and turn back and he’s sitting there. Seriously, Luigi Largo is a fucking ninja.

He also charges $20 for an autograph. *sad* Sometimes I wish I was just anorexic, it’d make convention going so much more fulfilling.

So then we all wait in line ( Lady Z, Paula and Lady Z’s pal Tim who runs the Sacramento Horror Festival)

I shake TZ’s hand, introduce myself and he signs my DVD. Also says my name is pretty. Kinda sorta made my day. I mean, it's one thing to hear it from from someone you don't see on TV. Quite another to hear it from someone as awesome as Mr. Zdunich.

So, I shake his hand and all I could think was “HOLY CRAP. He has big hands! D:”  He does too. I think it’s partly that he does have huge hands and mostly because mine are incredibly tiny. Baaah I’m such a midget! I should live on the yellow brick road or something and skip in Technicolor. Anyhoo, I sign his mailing list and move onto get DLB, Bishara’s and Ogre’s autograph.

I briefly talked to Rock Love while I was there and now realize I probably should’ve gotten her autograph too. Dammit. :\

Then we all wander back to the parking lot and I get dropped off home. I’m sure Lady Z will blog about her TZ meetings because hers were far epic than mine.

Side note: On the way to the convention we listened to Repo. On the way home, we listened to RHPS. Ahhh full circle music choices. <3

And before I forget, a list of injokes that occurred that will likely confuse everyone else but Paula and Lady Z. I need to document them for the lulz.

-         Double headed purple dildo that vibrates and is attached to Lady Z’s pelvis

-         Terrance’s balls being able to heal all ills. The three of us in a car together, baking in SoCal sun for long periods of time is reaaaally unhealthy. Sorry TZ, you were the basis for many a stupid joke today.

-         YOU STOLE MAH STORY

-         "Hello liquor store of yummyness!"

-         Skanky Mc Donald’s bathroom that smelled like a petting zoo D:

-         "Abe should have HB punch a hole in the princess’s statue so he can fuck the shit out of it. Worst cockblock ever."

-         Luigi Largo’s School of Driving

-         “When I feel ugly and fat I will remember that Ogre wants to wear my face.”

-         “I’ve been meaning to fill out that prompt…” “Really? Dude! That’s my prompt!” “No fucking way! Okay, now I HAVE to do it.”

-         Orange.  ;D

-         Real friends will pump your gas so you don’t get raped because you happen to be dressed like a hooker.

-         Skirt robber

-         “I want to ask what they did with Paris’s face.”

-         “I’m not sure if I should find this adorable or disgusting.”

-         “Poor TZ, he needs mace. “ Are you kidding? That man probably oozes mace from his pores. If he ever needs to get away from a terrifying fan or mugger, he can just shoot it out of his skin.”

-         “Where is she?” “Probably firmly affixed to Terrance’s leg. Humping furiously.”

-         *Staring at a large billboard for a new Ryan Reynolds movie.* “GOD. His face is so plastic! I want to fucking rip it off! No look at it!” “You’d probably get wax under your fingernails.”

-         “Dude are we behind an In N Out truck?” “Mmm…I crave cow flesh now.”

-         “We’d allow you to throw your panties if you’d brought a spare.”

-         “I’m watching you! Keep your hands on the wheel!” “But he sings so hot-“ “On the wheel dammit, you’re driving!”

-         “I remember a thread saying how awesome it would be if Terrance sang Angel of Music.” “Oh god I just came a little.”

-         “Psh. You think that’s bad? Imagine if he sang Music of the Night. There would be mass blood loss from all the nosebleeds.”

-         “I actually don’t dress this dark all the time.” “Me neither, I dress different every day.” “Yeaaah…all my color is in my bra right now. It’s tutti frutti status.”

-         “Did you see that 2 headed baby?” “Yeah! I totally thought of buying it for you. Can you imagine it coming out of a cake? It’d be awesome.”

-         “Awww! You’re like a tiny pimp!” “Dude, I’m the cutest pimp ever.”

That’s all I can remember right now. Most of these concern Terrance.

…Sorry TZ, it’s too much fun to make fun of you. :3

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